After a stop at U-Haul, I'm ready to hit the sixth floor of the university library sound booth to string up a MacGiver invention to optimize the sound.
So using a series of rope, rings, clips, clamps and blanket, I'm all set. It only took a half hour to figure it out. I'm really pumped about recording some quality audio!
[LIBRARY LOUD SPEAKER: May I have your attention please. The library is closing in 15 minutes. Please make your final selections and exit the building.]
W H A T ? ! ?
But--but, I just created the perfect recording environment. There is no way I'm coming back tomorrow. I've been waiting all day to record. I'll just secretly stay here until I'm done. Wait--security guards? Since when? Why are there security guards walking around? Dang it.
"You packing up?" asked one of them?
"Of course. It's a shame I just got here. Been waiting to record all day. Wife just got home to watch the boys." I said, disappointed.
"Why not go to the old union building? That's where the GLT studios are located. There are sound booths on the second floor. They don't close for another three hours.
"Did you say BOOTHS? Nice! I'm out of here after I tear down."
So I headed to old union and discovered a row of music room sound booths, many of them with pianos in them. Some of the piano rooms had dedicated Chinese girls practicing in them. (Remember it's a Saturday night--the library closes early because only the most diligent are still studying).
I tried one of the ten rooms but it was locked. I asked one girl how to get in. She said you just get a key at the beginning of music semester. I asked how else can I get in. She said cheerfully, "I can unlock a room for you."
Once in the room and sound tight door shut, I was wondering if my voiceover would be inflicted with an uninvited low volume Chinese piano track. It was then I noticed something catastrophic. A low frequency roar from building systems ventilation, no problem for piano practice, but would make absolute silent recording impossible. Yes the roar could be filtered out, but I'm not sure how. I don't have time for this.
I politely explained to the Chinese girls that I couldn't stay because of the noise. They said, there is one more group of sound rooms in a building across the quad at the castle. I wondered if it would be roar-free.
So I walked across the quad with my equipment--by now it's dark out. This time the booths are spread out into this cozy labyrinth of hallways in a white brick painted environment. Really interesting.
The first room I tried was half full with an orchestra-sized xylophone that I immediately started playing with my fingers. "I love this!" Then I shut the door and tested the acoustics with my voice. The bass in my voice was causing the xylophone to resonate. The whole room became a reverb chamber. NEXT ROOM.
I tried about ten rooms until I found one that was acceptable. If you call hearing feint sounds of a clarinet relentlessly playing scales, acceptable.
So I made the room ready in about 30 minutes. Now I'm all set.
I decided to do a record "silence" test to check the sensitivity of the mic.
It seemed like it wasn't picking up the clarinet. Let's check the recording with headphones.
WHERE. ARE. MY. HEADPHONES ?!?
And then I got a vision of where I left my headphones. IN MY LIVINGROOM.
OK, no sound check. Just do it. Full steam ahead.











